Hey...,I got pulled over by a county sheriff who figured out I was masturbating while I was driving. He let me off the hook, but strangely asked for my cell phone #.....
I can remember jerking off in my car and being pulled over by a State Trooper. She, yes she, wasn't amused. Luckily she let me off with a warning as it was my birthday. My wife thought it was hilarious.