Påkommen med att pissa utomhus

I've already taken a somewhat more remote path so that I can piss in peace while smoking and was recognized on the first few meters. A lucky guy who was allowed to watch me live as my piss squirts out of my pussy. However, I didn't expect the other spectators who admired the fountain while cycling. So next time I can just do it in the middle of the way, or what do you say?